Madoka paradox

If there were two myselves, and if both of them were little girls chosen by Kyuube to be candidates for becoming Magical Girls, then I’d try to ask him to fulfil two wishes that contradict each other. Suppose one of myselves would ask him to make 2×2 equal 5 forever, and the other one would ask to make it equal 3. Then we would just sit back and watch ridiculous things happening to the world.